(1) Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
(2) Tum baray ho k tumhara papa
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya
lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora
(3) Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain…
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai….
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..
(4) Jo 11 Saal Jail Main Rahe
Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,
Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..
Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,
Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..
2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,
Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..
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